Moon

Yo momma's favorite twitter account. I run this fuckin website. 1x COVID survivor. Expect us

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

Same pic different day. Biden stinks

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Right-hander Chase Burns and the Cincinnati Reds are in agreement on a seven-year, $105 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Burns, 23, was an All-Star this season and one of the best young pitchers in baseball. No club options. A straight deal that will run through 2033.

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@Kkrequt @blakebooming Is this how you talk all the time?

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

We will continue the true direction of this account, to make fun of people I do not agree with

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

After a long hiatus, master moon is back

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@LJJM__ You are fuckin retarded

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@Roa5tJ @Afc_javies We try. he literally can’t trap the ball, pass the ball, or dribble. You literally have to give it to him in the perfect spot for him to get his shot off… he provides nothing in the build up

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@johnchef814 Would’ve left

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@WhiteDonCheadle @SteveLovesAmmo I mean you can’t fly on a plane, drive a car, or buy alcohol with an expired id. I don’t understand what you think makes it so difficult to get a new one. It’s not like you wake up one day and it’s just magically expired. The expiration date is on the thing

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@BradWCAttorney Hooters and now twin peaks??? Look at what the libs are doing to this great country… sad day for America

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@cwoodvis @nicksterwixter @mazemoore Extra bs is going on because the dems want it to. This isn’t a nationwide thing. Only in Minneapolis….. l

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@M725216394600 @afcstuff They’d complain he doesn’t pass yo Gyokeres

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@YourFavWhiteMex @President_Bass2 @IcyVert Kobe also played in the biggest market in basketball….. you think if he went to a charlotte or Cleveland he would’ve stayed his whole career?

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@LasseGram94 @HelloBenWhite @EPLBible Who have they sold that would equal 500m?

[Forever Arsenal @Arsenal_N10]

The Declan Rice circle. ⭕️

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@prosperiasam @AFTVMedia We signed him to score goals. He doesn’t score goals, can’t link up play, can’t pass, can’t dribble and isn’t quick. What exactly does he do well? The same people who hated havertz for not scoring goals love gok for doing what exactly?

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@prosperiasam @AFTVMedia Didn’t people say havertz wasn’t good for not scoring enough goals? He does way more than Gyokeres with the ball and without the ball. Gyokeres is just not very good

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@piersmorgan He’s terrible

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@MagicJohnson Geez Earvin, never thought of that

[Moon @MasterMoon69]

@nyjets Jets taking another L