Oh, they're looking for a description? Ollo! Megamind, here! How's that sound so far? Minion, are you typing EVERYTHING I'm saying? No, don't put that, you foo
Do you have pockets full of money and don't know what to do with it? You're in luck!
Minion and I will be selling MEGA SCOUT COOKIES for our troop, MinionMind, and would just LOVE to help you free up some pocket space!
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☆Megamind's Megatip☆
If you see Reporter Roxanne Ritchi walking down the street, and notice her path is obstructed by a puddle, place the entirety of your body over that puddle so that she doesn't get her boots wet. She's borrowing my favorite pair!
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Say you're walking down the street. Sun is out. Birds are chirping. Suddenly, a fellow citizen DROPS THEIR WALLET! What do you do?! Well, I'll tell you. You pick it up and place it securely in your pocket! Let's keep Metrocity's streets clean, guys! OR ELSE! LOL JK
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Megamind, here -- former evil genius. I'm sure you've heard of me. I'm gonna teach YOU how to be the beloved hero of YOUR city! All you have to do is follow this Twit account, 💙 + retweet every post I've ever created, and listen to my every word!
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Hey! You, there!
Do you want to be a HERO?! Do you want to stop Evil dead in its tracks?! Do you want LOYAL FANS as FAR as the eye can see?!
Well, then aren't you lucky that you've come across my Twit account!
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@MindMegaStan @EveryHourly Oh, wow! This is all so sudden, I don't know what to say! Haha! But, tell me -- what drew you in? Was it the size of my cranium? My lean yet muscular frame? My soulpatch?