The Master of Metal

I am the Master of Metal. You are on a Need to Know basis.

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

@MANOWAR That's the Spirit, Gents! Death to False Metal!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

I just Logged In to the Toilet

#worthadeuce

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

Truly Sad to hear of the Passing of S. Clay Wilson, who brought us The Checkered Demon, owner of One of the other legendary Demon Dicks in the Universe. From the Stinking Streets of Maul Poor to the Castle Door, we Salute Wilson with a Dynamite Doobie of Dank Deathleaf. RIP!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

I have a Star-Spangled Boner

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

“His desecration of the altar in Church was demonic. I am infuriated by his actions. When the details became clear, we had the altar removed and burned." Wait until he Hears about what I Did to his Mother... https://t.co/pf8d1Zh66v Deplorable, obscene, big fan of @masterofmetal!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

Do not Underestimate the Power of a Demonic Dump, a Taint-Tightening Orgasm & the Blazing of a Deathleaf Doobie, all achieved Simultaneously courtesy of #yourmother & her Orgiastic Orifices. Afterwards I Administered an Emergency Vagiplasty to Trim the Hairy Hems of her Meatflaps

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

@SarahKSilverman Pubes? Oh Rapunzel, unfurl thy labia....

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

@DizzySchizo It's QuaranVagine when you're around, Kissy

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

They say "you break it, you bought it" so I guess I just bought #yourmother's #vagina

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

#yourmother is Up Next~> Mortimer is preparing a Preposterous Plunging of her Gargantuan Gash, for which I will Spelunk her Sensual Semen Sanctum, much as I Scraped her Murky Meat Chimney last week. Then she and I Buttfuck to Climax & she licks My Pulsating Pud clean. the end

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

I Have to get this Off My Chest. And by "this" I mean #yourmother's Tattereted Tentflaps which Cartoonishly Cascade from her Luxurious LoinPit like the Enormous Ears of an Elderly Elephant. Then she will be free to Work My Towering Trunk and Brace for a Barrage from My BellEnd!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

RIP Captain Spaulding~ thanks Sid Haig for all your Disturbing & Terrifying work. May many Minions shit themselves in your Honor!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

I Popped a Cap in your Mother's Ass. And by that I mean the Delicious MeatCap which Crowns the Sultry Shaft of My Monstrous Mantower! With a Terse Thrust & a Powerful Pump, I Entered #yourmother like the Totley Tunnel aiming Straight for her Grindleford~ The #Dope Valley Express!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

Heard your Father's Dick was sponsored by Shrinky Dinks! He can't even Poke past the Gargantuan Gates of #yourmother's Blasphemous Boner Garage, where I have Miraculously Manstruated 45 Gooey Gallons of Delicious Dongsnot into the Astronomical Abyss within. Supper is now SERVED!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

your Mother's Murky Mound Mucus is quite Corrosive~ it left a Red Rash around Mortimer's Mealy Mouth & gave him a Caustic Case of Hoof & Mouth disease. Plus, #yourmother has Trenchmouth. Of the Vagina. Next time, give the ol' Bidet a Serious Squat & flush out those Putrid Pipes!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

#WordOfTheDay is "spatchcock." The word is an abbreviation of 'dispatch the cock,' a phrase used to indicate splitting a bird open down the back & spreading the two halves out flat. Use: I Salaciously Spatchcocked #yourmother this Morning for Breakfast! #dispatchthecock #cornhole

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

The Sultry Soundtrack to the Satanic Spelunking that I am About to Commence inside #yourmother begins with Coven's "Iron Dick" & segues to LSD's "Big Black Bush" https://t.co/AotyLv8IdI Long as my Arm & 5 Times as Thick- you'll Die at the End of my IRON DICK! But you knew that...

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

https://t.co/8UGqvONYYB #yourmother

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

Spinning some Flatbacker, smoking a Satanically Skunky DeathDoob and watching your Mothers line up for Raunchy Rides on a Slimy Sybian~ it provides a Ferocious Fluffing so there's no Chafing when they Mount My Massive Manhood and Impale themselves on the Ol' Dastardly Demondick!

[The Master of Metal @masterofmetal]

The Saucy Slurry Erupting from My Nefarious Nob could Feed all the Starving Children in this Wicked World if #yourmother wasn't such a Greedy Gulper! I must say I'm Proud of the Old Bird for Strenuously Swigging all the Curdled Cocksnot she could~ I'm Tickled! By Tonsils. #suckit