the master of shed 🦦

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ 三 #edtwt #shtwt #hannibaltwt #yjstwt #goodomenstwt 三 cw ; 53.0 三 osfed

[the master of shed 🦦 @masterofshed]

𓏲𝄢　𓈒　Simm　ₒ
　　　　　bmi 23.0　he／it
♡ or ↻ to moot !!

#shedtwt #hannibaltwt #promotwt #kleptotwt #stonertwt

[remix @m11rar00]

fasting with a mid vape is harder than this

[ryan 🧟 @hauntedcypher]

everytime i smell weed my lungs get horny

[aster caroline 🦊 @covntdykula]

Thinking of biting necks and kissing waists

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

everyone just assumes I know where to get drugs. I do, but it's rude to assume

[akito (sh)inonome ᛝ @akitoshtwt]

I DONT like pain. I WANT scars. NOT pain. MAYBE A LITTLE of pain. MAYBE im a masochist. JUST MAYBE.

[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[the master of shed 🦦 @masterofshed]

pls i think he actually likes me

[matador lnv ♤ @ripmatador_]

liking an evil character is tough because all fics you get are rape rape rape rape three singular fluffy ones rape rape rape

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

how the cheating trope feels when it benefits your ship https://t.co/kPcowDy8Ki

[deraa :* @eyeheartderaa]

finding weed in a new country gone be my first side quest on this solo trip

[lilly 🩵 @oooutofstyleee]

when someone tries to lecture me on laxatives but all i hear is “reduce bloating and water weight”

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

meth for breakfast,meth for dinner, meth for supper

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

when your day goes so bad you start looking for fluff/comfort fics on ao3 instead of smut at night https://t.co/uzwvqu7X0t

[Cassidy @snuffmoder]

if i got murdered and they didn't film it and post it online id be so fkn mad