The Masticationator

Patriotic, Tax paying, Straight, White, Unvaccinated, Married Male

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@Bulvarpress Their sweet, delicious faces!!!

[Santa Trump.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @lovetocook12345]

Perfectly said

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@POTUS You misspelled tax dollars. The government has $0 of its own!!

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@POTUS Nice job!
China and Russia will definitely drill safer and more environmentally friendly!!

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@DefiantLs Clearly a bottom

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@ewarren What exactly are you fighting?
A better economy? More freedom?

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@GmorganJr Optimistic

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@clownworld "install" is the operative word

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

I voted for limited government

I voted for border security

I voted to reduce government spending

I voted to reduce inflation

I voted for energy independence

I voted for lower taxes

I voted for less regulation

I voted to end forever wars

I voted for Trump

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Trump responds to Joe Rogan’s endorsement.

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@Ashy_slashee President of the United States Harris

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@atensnut 28

[The🎃FOO @PolitiBunny]

This was what the joke was about ... not the people, the fact the island is covered with trash thanks to their current leadership.

They're also now claiming Trump was so racist he wouldn't send them aid after a hurricane. This was also a lie: https://t.co/swkpm6jTrm

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@DefiantLs Where does she come up with this?

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@DefiantLs Malnutrition

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The ports are about to be closed

War is erupting in the Middle East

Americans in a disaster area are being ignored

Our borders are wide open

Crime is a tsunami in every blue city

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR MORE OF THIS.

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@POTUS @VP Does it surprise anyone that we are going into another foreign conflict?

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@POTUS You and the Ho created this inflation!!!

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@POTUS Misinformation?