willy wonky 🌵

monkey see monkey do

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

there are no shortcuts to mastering a skill. Jugaar is dead

[aether @bluewdrift]

the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The iconic transition to Technicolor in THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) was done entirely in-camera. The farmhouse interior was painted sepia, and Judy Garland’s stand-in wore sepia makeup and clothing so the moment Dorothy opened the door felt seamless.

[dev @freeallpenguins]

sorry i passed out. it's only been one day for me but i swear i could feel my spine and hamstrings (also knees?) cranking and creaking as they opened up after 24 years of use unuse and abuse. i sobbed a little. here's the vid https://t.co/SCU47vm1qr

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

boys love sending stickers/gifs and killing your fucking boner fucking stupid fucks

[jesus would've saved csr @fromisely]

im so curious about the overlap of 2000s arab makeup and drag makeup and why its so similar. these being the mug of every girl from drag race..

[old toons @oldtoons_]

"It's just a bag of flour, it can't be that adorable"

Disney animators:

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[َ @__Lily__pond]

Why is knowledge so erotic

[gia @uselessmidnight]

ideal goal is a husband who’s so disgustingly perverted and obsessed with me and fucks me like it’s his life depends on it

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

I want to be in love i want a lover

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

oh shit

[✰ @flyestdesi]

the princess of jewellery stacking

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

milano is the frappes of cigarettes

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

ohhhhh to be known and seen

[corsaren @corsaren]

sometimes my gf will come to bed and i just instinctively know that she has some pronounced muscle tension. sometimes it’s her neck, other times between the shoulder blades, other times right below the ribs on her back.

i’m not sure how i know this. just something about the way she’s lying in my arms. the rigidness in certain movements. the angle at which she lies. i really don’t know. but at this point i get a VERY specific intuition about the location of the tension or knot. it’s to the point that i can almost feel it as if the knot is my own.

but the strangest part is that often when i inform her of this (usually by massaging said parts), she will express surprise. for she herself did not realize she had a knot there until i poked it. which means i’m “experiencing” the architecture of her body in ways that she does not have conscious access to via my internal model of her, which is in turn being updated based on input data that i do not have conscious access to.

love is weird.

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

An Iranian girl lights her cigarette on a burning Israeli flag.

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

@SkinnyNStupiid i thought this was about severance

[bria celest @55mmbae]

I listen to this podcast called popcorn psychology. And they are licensed therapists who psychoanalyze films

[bread @d1nish]

“i hope aaj laude nahi lagenge” i say as i clock into the maximum laude lagne wali factory

[willy wonky 🌵 @mastrboots]

you can just do things without normalising them

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

normalize gifting weed as gifts like how we do wine.

[mzbebo @mzbeboo]

WTF is a slick back ???