God’s Weird Uncle

going to “work” to get “money” 🇵🇸

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

Looking for jobs is so hard 🙄

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@ablurbz Hell yea 🆎! I rung in the new year playing Lego Jurassic Park and drinking hot chocolate with my mom

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ Take inspiration from Luigi (throw turtles, jump in pipes, say mama mia!)

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@mfwJake Honestly the extent to which it does not fit is comical

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ Yes!

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@mfwJake The stack of turtles!

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

Confused! At The Bank

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ You’re so brave

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@ablurbz You deserve to have circles back and I think I deserve to be in it

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ Oh my god what have you done

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ It’s just more efficient

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@Mr_Delightful_ Gonna start listening to music on x2

[Cali @calidaysay]

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

👀

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[alisa @squirtstain]

i was crazy and i was not free

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@stellar_soular Yesterday I saw a jeep with “CRNDG”

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@ablurbz That dress?!?!

[God’s Weird Uncle @mat__face]

@Mr_Delightful_ Farted

[miss kiss @richn0duh]

ever since i can remember i’ve always wanted to go back to bed