Chop Life Like Tiff🍿

[Chop Life Like Tiff🍿 @mat_drey]

@MrCharlesky Nigga you’re a fraud. Taking people’s desperation for work to increase your following and not actually trying to help. Telling them to check dm and apply when you’re not actually replying to them. Worst type of person you are really.

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Hated. Adored. Never Ignored.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

👹🔱

[Chop Life Like Tiff🍿 @mat_drey]

@RayToluAyo You well at all so?

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm.

Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

Shooters shoot. Don’t let anyone convince you Twitter isn’t a dating site

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

The first time I played “The last of us” I didn’t go outside for like 3 days

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

For every girl you think is irreplaceable, there's another who will make you COMPLETELY forget her.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Lack of consideration will kill whatever bond we have, I'm not reminding you to act like you care about me

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Timeline cleanse!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People will ďeadass think you're secretive before thinking it's none of their business.

[toxic king @toxicking]

I’m not insecure. You used to be a hoe & I don’t want you relapsing with me

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith]

haven’t seen these two hotties in any other movie or show since then..

[Chop Life Like Tiff🍿 @mat_drey]

@apsamar_5 @grok what is the name of the song used in this edit

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

Nigga we built this shit, brick by brick.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your mom really becomes your first child as she gets older.