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Incorrigible angler. Obsessed golfer. Cack handed caddie. Used to write stuff for a living. Journalist by nature. Husband. Daddy. Raconteur. ✝️

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@MrBeast 3,333,333 pennies 🍀

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Burnham is toast 🧇

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@NateOoTR Sungjae. The backswing does it

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@BenGrahamUK Her head is so empty it has its own vacuum

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@LukeKerrDineen Get them hands lower. Will solve all three.

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Come to work late. Eat breakfast at your desk. Make drinks for your department. How most people lose their first hour of the day and spend the rest of it chasing their tail. My inbox is clear before they even get here.

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@Goosey30111568 Having a higher IQ makes it very tempting and easy to tear verbal chunks out of your adversaries. It doesn’t mean you should, but it’s sure entertaining when unfiltered.

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Ishowspeed just ejaculated #ronaldo

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@tomhfh An election would be an absolute disaster for the Tories.

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The Tories don’t want an election. The likelihood is they would tumble down the order and not be the official opposition in the aftermath. That would be disastrous for Conservatism.

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I think Keyore might be cooked

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@Goosey30111568 I have a theory. Kee-orr 🫏 could never come out and boast about success the public would support, because his party opposed it. Take the 80% reduction in net migration. Women cut their own fringes over such things.

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So UK net migration has fallen from the 2023 peak of 944,000 to 171,000 in 2025. It’s still falling. You gotta be some kind of newb to still lose your job over that. Problem is most of the cabinet would rather see the number go up. Humanitarian self harm.

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@GBPolitcs Of course it won’t. Indoctrination is the only way the echo chamber survives. Low IQ leftism.

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Lewis Hamilton may not be everyone’s cuppa tea, but he is undoubtedly the greatest driver F1 has seen.

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I believe Hamilton will be the first Leclerc team mate to beat Leclerc around Monaco. We could’ve done with this safety car about ten laps earlier.

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Wonderful evening last night 🕳️

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Killer thread David 👏

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Hey @Grok, what is the *statistical probability* that the Universe created itself out of nothing? One sentence max.

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Having a break from golf has been a welcome reset. I had an hour with my coach this week and was hitting my usual numbers with 7-8mph less swing speed. This is a welcome change. Focussing more on efficiency instead of speed. Interesting to see how it shapes up with more work.

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@AnthonyKim_Golf Easier than you think dude 😂 I’ve had years of practice. Hopefully you never have to worry about it 🫡 😝