PLAYER PROFILE
Name: Darren Cook
Number: 21
Position: Defence, Fitness Coach
Fun Fact: Darren can often be seen doing bicep curls on the bench between shifts
#MeetTheHounds
Knights vs. Jets. Wow. I wonder what Vegas will do for their pregame world of Warcraft fight. Because Iโm pretty sure that knight gladiator mascot canโt slay a fucking Jet at center ice with his runescape sword. I donโt care how much Molly the dude is on, he canโt win that battle
Patrick Laine with a devastating laser beam top cookies this guy has to use cooking spray as cologne I mean heโs just too dirty. Walks into the offensive zone with a 45 flex intermediate slim jim and letโs her fucking RIP. Wow.
Lots of colly prospects getting signed.. but Adam gaudette is something else. This kid airdrops into the NHL with a heater tape job and more lettuce then a ruby Tuesday salad bar. Hair just downright milkshake thick. Already like this kid
Loyola is laying pipe right now I mean sister jean is backing that ass up like a dump truck these guys are a 90 seed ballin like a migos video all the way to the top. Never heard of this school but If these kids win the whole thing Iโm gonna drink until my sack turns maroon