Matt💎

Black cat with golden retriever tendencies

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

My girlfriend noticed how much I go golfing all the time and love golfing. So instead of being passive aggressive and guilt tripping me she bought her own clubs and is determined to beat my ass. That’s it, I’m marrying this woman.

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

I’m back, sorry stuck my dick in crazy

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

As a severely ADHD man the fact that I’ve kept a debit card the entirety of its life until the expiration date without losing it, is honestly more prestigious and impressive than my 4.0 GPA or winning 3 OMHA championships

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

From dropping out with a 1.3gpa in 2019,
To being given awards with a 4.0gpa in 2022.

The only thing that changed was my mental health. It’s crazy how much it actually matters

[Lacey @LaceyC3P0]

His name was Rodney Levi. And he was murdered by the RCMP. Say his name,remember it. He was the 5th Indigenous person since April 8th to be murdered by those who are paid to protect YOU. They aren't protecting me and they aren't protecting my people. Rodney Levi was murdered.

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

ya so Covid-19 is in Northumberland

[TMZ @TMZ]

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Has Died In A Helicopter Crash https://t.co/42oINV9ZUU

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

Okay so I think my house is haunted

[Loso @LosoRuiz]

Conspiracy Theory time: The NFL is pushing the Aaron Hernandez was a closet gay agenda to take away from the fact that this man had CTE so bad he had the brain of a 80 year old dementia patient

[☆sia Priority @asiapriorityy]

Lmmfaooooo

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

psa if you knew me in highschool no you didn't

[𝘽𝙚𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙤 🚬 @SobranManito]

POR FAVOR

[ى @inforceable]

When u and the boys steal Iranian radios #WWIII

[ttv.jackzanite @JackZanite]

ninja when he starts getting shot at during #WWIII

[Ice🧊 @corndogintern]

Me forgettting to pull my string on my parachute

#WWIII

[Matt💎 @mat_smitty]

Seriously fuck this entire decade

[RudyGrey @Rudygreyx]

I thought this was a bear 😂
https://t.co/GpahNKQWxX