Mathew Humphrey

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@david13murray they are playing Brixton Academy!!!!

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@richardosman next Atlantis. A quiz island where you are king. The BBC sink it and hide its location.

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@richardosman no need, your on every Chanel now. Between you and Xander...You are TV.

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

Keep treading on snails in the garden. But then my missus has put up 2 neck height washing lines,invisible in the dark. Kill or be killed

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@stockholmonster well, it's not as bad as Arsene Wenger living this long without a proper slap.

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@rickygervais he has the same eyes as Sauron. Bad light. Perhaps he's looking at Sauron. #huntthehunter (c replaces h somewhere)

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@Mark__Lawrence I called my first "harrison", number two is Jorg, just have to convince her first....she likes Fionn (similar to Jorg)

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@JULIAN3DICKS happy birthday and I hope that this tweet finds you well. I played off 5 but haven't played in 3 years. It's called kids...

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@stockholmonster good point, well made.

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@stockholmonster I think you could hit 30k if you went on a rant about colplay!!

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Working on Stormlight 3 again, after doing some outlining last week. Progress bar should start creeping up again this week.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Please RT https://t.co/kEELoMMPDj

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@rickygervais the only reason foxes are a problem, is because the posh twats hunted all their natural predators to extinction #poshtwats

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Do we really want to go backwards ? @LeagueACS

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@Mark__Lawrence if Jorg was born in 1980, do you think he would have been an oasis fan. And probably pushed all of coldplay off a cliff?

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@Tim_Burgess what does Doctor who have with his pizza.....

[David Gold @davidgold]

I joined Slaven in the dressing room before the game to present Reece Oxford and Lewis Page with their debut shirts. Special moment. dg

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@HannahKCWeller got to embrace technology. If total recall has taught us anything it's that cabs will be automated in about 3 years.

[Mathew Humphrey @mat_the_chat]

@davidgold nice one with the free streaming!!! Very much appreciated.

[@stockholmonster @stockholmonster]

10 years ago tonight... Manchester...