Mattttttt

I’m scared of accidentally starting a cult| Time Magazines “Person of the Year” (2006)

[Mattttttt @mat_the_man97]

@porn7899746 @DowloaderBot download this and send it to me

[Victoria @toribarbiexo]

Thank you lord the earthquake wasn’t big enough for a tsunami bc my worst fear is literally a tsunami

[Christina Grimmie @TheRealGrimmie]

Happy Birthday Christina.

It’s hard to believe that it has been 8 years since we last celebrated with you. Today would have marked your 30th. Your music, love & kindness lives on because of your incredible fans.

Today Christina, we celebrate you.

Bud and Marcus Grimmie

[Victoria @toribarbiexo]

Punxsutawney Phil said early spring so why is it snowing??? I hate being lied to

[Pho Mac @pho_mac]

Happy Groundhog Day!
Today marks the 10th anniversary of the banning of former mayor Bill De Blasio
for the murder of Chuck the groundhog.

(Mayor De Blasio actually was the first ever banned person from phomac)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

AI is now better than human at this task

[Mattttttt @mat_the_man97]

@strait_vibinn @bbritzbitz Any self respecting whiskey drinker will tell you that the best way to drink whiskey…. IS HOWEVER YOU LIKE TI DRINK IT! Cheers!

[🌟Ø₮₳₭Ʉ₲ØĐ🌟 @OtakuGod_]

This case alone is why ps2 had the best covers

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this video never fails to make me laugh😭 https://t.co/x13HUYjkQJ

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

This is how you know these kids never went to the one Asian electronic spot in the hood and got games 3 days early for 80 bucks.

[Mattttttt @mat_the_man97]

Extra hard getting out of bed today

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Thoughts?

[Mattttttt @mat_the_man97]

I know that I didn’t know him personally and that he was a celebrity that didn’t know me, but I’m taking Matthew Perry’s death super hard

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me checking to see if i still got that dog in me

[s. @supershadio]

Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem…

Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day:

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

thanks 2 everyone for all of the bday wishes!!! suck it!!!!!

[Mattttttt @mat_the_man97]

@FAlvarez8085 I see this ad every single day and idk why they think us living in Jersey with great pizza all around is people want Wawa pizza

[Frank Alvarez @FAlvarez8085]

Wawa: “Wawa has Pizza!”

Me: Oh ok cool I guess.

Wawa: “Wawa has pizza”.

Me: yea you said that already.

Wawa: “Wawa. Has. *cocks gun*. Pizza”.

Me: please let me leave.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Im on some shit u wouldn’t know about

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Pete Davidson’s opening monologue for SNL.