Mateo

nothing to see here

[Mateo @mataetoe]

there’s a “shark week”
but there’s no “shrek week”...
really makes you think 🤔...

[Mateo @mataetoe]

Cardi B probably told Offset
“i like a man who speaks the spanish”
Mans did some nice Rosetta Stone research just to say
“got Diego, saying Hasta luego” on Narcos.
whats my point?
fellas gotta work hard on the daily like Offset to impress ur queen 👑 💯

[Mateo @mataetoe]

I keep seeing a whole lotta furries and a whole lotta less squirrels on campus.
this better no be related

[Mateo @mataetoe]

me: *after working a 4hr shift*.
man, idk how yall do that 9-5 😂😴😴

[Mateo @mataetoe]

my brain is so dead rn i almost ordered a medium footlong on italian herbs and cheese

[Mateo @mataetoe]

do u think the rock could take on shrek in the ring ?