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18+ gamble responsibly

[J @Matamatically]

Streets will forget

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Napoli and Manchester United confirm Rasmus Højlund has joined the Italian club on permanent deal triggering obligation to buy clause.

€44m fee after €6m loan fee paid last summer.

[J @Matamatically]

Dunno why but I’m crying at the fact that I now know what some of my mutuals smell like

[ity @ity_0000]

fragrance recs please lads. replies from serious moggers only

[J @Matamatically]

@ity_0000 Anything from Issey Miyake

[Nellypope67 @PennyMc24454206]

I have a ticket for the Arsenal vs PSG game on Saturday. I didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding, so I can't go!! If you're interested and want to go, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and his name is Andy…

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Lionel Messi confirmed as part of Argentina's World Cup squad. His final World Cup.🇦🇷

[J @Matamatically]

Arguably one of the best ever at a specific action/event.

Only UCL Ronaldo and Messi in finals comparable

[S @316simsim]

Nadal on Clay is the greatest flow state you can get from any athlete in a specific variable. It’s not comparable to many, if any feats.

[J @Matamatically]

9 English teams in Europe is crazy. That’s almost half the league

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Eid Mubarak!

Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most.

I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need.

Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

[J @Matamatically]

Not a single Bournemouth or Sunderland tweet from the Europa League account since they qualified I am laffin

[J @Matamatically]

Stop begging it. Talk about Sunderland and Bournemouth and them men but not us. Wont tell you again

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Bruno vision 🧠

#UEL | @ManUtd

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Manchester United are now close to an agreement on fee with Atalanta for Ederson.

Understand the final package being discussed is under €45m.

Ederson has agreed to a five-year contract already and is waiting on the clubs to resolve final points.

[J @Matamatically]

@paritosh_bhide Uruguay have a decent WC and maybe just maybe we can offload him at a decent price

[J @Matamatically]

@FPLfrasier World Cup Fantasy launched today and Bruno already is the most selected player ahead of Mbappe, Kane, Yamal, etc

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Absolutely pathetic.
Why the hell did we give Arteta a contract before the season even finished?
This will be his 12th League loss of the season, after spending £250m in 2yrs. That would normally get an Arsenal manager the sack not a bloody new deal.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

26 May, 1999.

✔️ The Treble 🏆🏆🏆

[J @Matamatically]

@SamLee Bang on

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

13 - Had only his assists from Michael Carrick's first game in charge in January counted, Bruno Fernandes would still have finished top of the @premierleague assist charts this season with 13. Relentless.

[J @Matamatically]

LMFAOO what a fucking idiot

[Dee 🇯🇲🇨🇺 @RN24_AFC]

UNITED FAN GOT CHASED OUT

[J @Matamatically]

Verbruggen seeing everyone tryna dump the OG on him just so Bruno doesn’t get the assist

[J @Matamatically]

@MoAbdkd @YanitedCynical I’m well aware but that’s not the point G.

United wouldve had better momentum going into those games if United had sacked Amorim much earlier and not right before (which is what the original tweet suggests)