Gordo Cabezon

Los caminos van a roma los chuminos a mi cama

[Gordo Cabezon @matapayos666]

Type of shit I've been on lately

[laroña™ a.ka... rauliko @Natillas666]

Te voy a llamar con número oculto y m pondré a tocar estridentes tonadillas con mi armónica.............

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking on the weed that makes me willing to face the unknown without fear

[e @spngbwb]

i won’t bother or text you ever again Hi

[Nicolazzz ♱ @nicoisdumbass]

la palabra papi esta re sexualizada mis hijos me diran nose gordo puto llevame al colegio

[❦ @badhoesnfreakz]

not having a car as a man is like not having a penis

[11 days !! @pgpetal]

i’m irritated

[Valverdismo @valverdismoCdA]

El guion de la final es inmejorable. El último mundial del mejor jugador de la historia, Messi, contra su sucesor: Mikel Oyarzabal

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

let’s play a drinking game. whenever i finish a beer you have to run to the fridge and get me another it’ll be so fun

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

I would run back into a burning building if I left my vape in there

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

AI giving girls their actual looks match is going to cause all sorts of emotional damage.

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[kravon @ImKravon]

i used to be a “😭” ass nigga but as i got older i turned into “😂” ass nigga

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

But you haven't forgiven Peter, because you expect him to change

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

En qué estrella estará?

[ssara @ssaladisima]

cuando cumplis 20 y ya no sos una adolescente deprresed effy de skins y sos simplemente una fisura sin futuro puta y triste

[dopamine @dopamine273]

a women telling you her real bodycount is a great sign of respect in their culture