matarakee

your average joe | CPA

[matarakee @matarakee]

I'm not okay, and that's okay.

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LNU DAGUPAN should make the funniest tarp this summer!!!! Congrats Dr. Parchaso on passing the Physician BE conducted by organization withheld.

[simp 🧝🏼‍♀️ | LIRICK BEST MB 🫶🏻🔰 @zenitsuyamate]

Ang lala niyo @prcboard , “Name Withheld” dahil lang retaker yong tao, highest scorer, at hindi galing sa big school.

Litaw na litaw at umaalingasaw ang discrimination. Wala man lang clarificatory statement.

[matarakee @matarakee]

Accepted as English word na ang Gigil, diba? Alam ko added na ito sa Oxford dictionary? Or is this my Mandela Effect???

[𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒊 • リニ 🐰🍪🐾 @cocoarini]

Meron bang English equivalent ang salitang "gigil"

Parang ang hirap i-translate no

[matarakee @matarakee]

First time ko napakinggan talaga yung kanta, giving AI vibes na talaga. 🫠

[tin ⭑.ᐟ‧₊˚ @anxietin_]

i hope u all know this is AI

[matarakee @matarakee]

Chinese Indian
Chinese Filipino

Seems right to me

[guppy is a STAR ⭐️ @lesbiagnew]

I love the Asian representation at smosh these days ❤️

[anya @Bb_menita03]

8. ito yung time na super sikat PBB so all of us CRYING fans decided to text EVICT space TONI to 2366 it was hard for us kasi fans nya kami it wasnt a decision to make. TONI DONT LET JOEY DE LEON DEFINE YOU we all shouted

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Thanks converge for sending the email that our internet service is down but ...

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Marami sana tayong natulungan sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo at lindol kaso kurap mga nilagay natin sa gobyerno.

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Masasabi mo talagang wala nang mapag lagakan ng pera ang microsoft kasi nag update na naman sila ng iconography.

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Bacon

[. @ewwwtfff]

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

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Maintained na 58 pesos vs dollar jusko. Dati 50 lang palitan. Ang hina na ng pera natin

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Differentiate trials from tribulations

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Pinoy-coded comedy right there

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Stop putting AI in everything! Ang corny

[matarakee @matarakee]

I hope 'Food Delivery' gets chosen

[CinemaBravo @cinemabravoph]

JUST IN: Film Development Council of the Philippines’ chair Direk Jose Javier Reyes reveals the seven Filipino titles being considered as the PH submission to the Oscars’ Best International Feature category.

The FDCP and the Film Academy of the Philippines, which is authorized to select our entry to the Academy Awards, are yet to convene to choose among these Filipino films:

🌊 Food Delivery
🦴 Green Bones
🍁 Hello, Love, Again
⚓️ Magellan
🌃 Some Nights I Feel Like Walking
🔥 Song of the Fireflies
🤸‍♀️ Sunshine

[smosh ❯❯ base @smoshbase_]

Rolling Stone Philippines publishes article including 'Smosh Summer Games'
— https://t.co/ob2dsA48Eb

[The Woke Salaryman @wokesalaryman]

Parents are not their children’s shareholders.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DON'T LIKE ORGANIC CONTENT THAT GIVES YOU NEW PERSPECTIVES.

[matarakee @matarakee]

Pabili naman ng isang 'not available'

[Jonathan de Santos @desamting]

Nag-menu pa sila eh no

[michael fajatin @michaelfajatin]

Paano ka aasenso sa gobyernong…
Hinihimok ka magsugal.
Umasa sa ayuda.
Magtrabaho na maliit sweldo.
Pati ipon mo bubuwisan.
Asan na ang magigiting na binoto mo na hinayaan lahat na mangyari ito?

[Rocky Dujunco @Whatrockythinks]

You are taxed when you earn - income tax
You are taxed when you sell or buy - VAT
You are taxed when you give - donor’s tax
You are taxed when you sin - excise/sin tax
You are taxed when you save - income tax thru withholding
You are taxed when you die - estate tax

#Death&Taxes