Mr Ak

Meta conseguir (goals to Achieve) I’m just all about my goals like I’m Messi | FC Barcelona Fan

[Mr Ak @mataraunda07]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

I received these proposed names from Zimbabweans both home and abroad.
Please vote below

Zimbabwe National Council for Democratic Restoration (ZNCDR)

Zimbabwe Diaspora Governance Council (ZDGC)

Zimbabwe Diaspora Leadership Forum (ZDLF)

Zimbabwe National Unity Council. (ZNUC)

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

If God has been good to you in 2024 so far, repost.

[Mr Ak @mataraunda07]

@Ray9792814050 @UncleMakukula @daddyhope Pakaipa ndina sister yangu yaive ku Chinhoyi hospital yaida kuita dialysis apa hakutorina machine yacho then ku private vaiti 180 n only one private ine machine wacho

[Brian T. Rupiya🇿🇼 @BrianRupiya]

Nyaya yacho yakamira so paground
$1 = 12 000 RTGS transfer
$1 = 8 000 RTGS Econet airtym
$1 = 7 000 RTGS Netone airtym
$1 = 4 000 RTGS Bond notes
$1 = 6 100 RTGS interbank
$1 = 6 800 RTGS supermarket
$1 = 15 000 RTGS butchery

Ibhurugwa ratizirai,uku rikurukwa,uku richirudunurwa

[Mr Ak @mataraunda07]

@tndlawal @BarcaTimes Pedri, Frenkie, Gundogan, Roberto

[We Are Messi 🔟 @WeAreMessi]

What a photo 🥶

[skilled rebhara @drjaytee87]

@ProfJNMoyo trolls who stays in Zimbabwe vamwe vanogara kwambuya vachitambisa internet

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

Give me a break. Give us all a Kit Kat.

You just ignored electoral abuses done by @edmnangagwa part time president and full time gold smuggler in Zimbabwe.

You ignored a SADC election observer mission report and you were giggling with this tyrant. Democracy is dying in Africa.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This is the balance sheet of the organisation that gave Mthuli Ncube an award as Africa’s best Finance Minister🤣🤣🤣

Mthuli is too playful, why does a professor embarrass himself like this buying awards? Shame!

We live in the 21st century where all this stuff can easily be checked folks!

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Who was the best Vice President?

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Who has been the worst Zimbabwean president?

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This wine brand called Kumusha is made by a Zimbabwean called @tnashenyamudoka.

Imagine if ALL Zimbabweans who see this tweet would repost it to give Tinashe’s wine brand more visibility as we head towards Christmas.

Imagine each time you see Kumusha you would repost it, imagine what it would do for Tinashe’s wines.

I say so because Black Zimbabweans struggle to support each other even with reposts or retweets that won’t cost them a single penny.

It is the reason why our struggles have taken so long to succeed, we focus more where there is personal benefit than giving another person from our community a push.

[Leonard Koni🇿🇼 @Leokoni]

Digital footprints. 3 months ago @ProfJNMoyo saw an unlawful election and within a month he changed his goal posts. This is how Mr Flip Floppers survives in this jungle of politics. Never trust this Mlevu. Trust him at your own peril. He is a disaster in making. Double trouble.

[Gladys Kudzaishe Hlatywayo🇿🇼 @gladyshlatywayo]

Advice to Zanu PF on international reengagement

👆Stop Abductions
👆Stop killing opponents
👆Stop Impunity
🖕Stop Weaponizing the law
👆Stop destroying the opposition
👆Stop targeting CSOs and HRDs
👆Stop corruption
🖕Stop rigging elections

Thank me later!
#Zimbabwe

[Bhudhi Ghivhi @BhudhiGhivhi]

➡️ ED: “What happened at UNGA cannot happen again during my address tomorrow at COP28. You understand that clearly, right?”

➡️ JOJI CHARAMBA: “Nick Mangwana and I have PERSONALLY taken charge of this project, Comrade President. At UNGA we made the mistake of leaving the juniors to sort the audience for us. It was a regretful and disastrous decision and a failure of intelligence. This time it will have the personal touch. We’ve put the best people on it! Namely, yours truly…”

➡️ ED: “Yah because last time I was so humiliated, mhani. There were literally ONLY 8 people in a 900-seat arena for my speech! People were laughing at me for months. It gave my detractors FUEL for their claims that I’m illegitimate. Even Ramaphosa didn’t come! Eish.”

➡️ JOJI CHARAMBA: “We have spent the last 6 months lobbying, bribing and blackmailing Boss. They will ALL be there – South America, Africa, Asia and Eastern European contingents will be in full force. Seats will be packed to the brim! Leave it with us.”

➡️ ED: “Very good. Ok – I’ll leave it with you, Mangwana and Professor Ncube. My life of late has been a series of confounding humiliations. But tomorrow, at last, I take my vengeance. I’ll show the ENTIRE world that I am, without a sliver of a doubt, a RECOGNISED, respected and venerable leader. The children of their villages shall sing my name.”

➡️ JOJI CHARAMBA: “This is your time to shine, Shumba. We’ve got your back.”

➡️ PROF MTHULI: “Do-do-do-don’t worry Chef. Zvi-zvi-Zvinhu zvese zvakarongeka…”

➡️ 24 HOURS LATER:

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Who has been the WORST South African President since 1994?

A friend who is writing an article on South Africa has asked me to run this poll for them.

PLEASE RETWEET IT.

[Mr Ak @mataraunda07]

@WaltJackman Angave ari Dr upi

[Mr Ak @mataraunda07]

@advocatemahere Munopireiko platform hona akutanga kutaura nema empty chair