Lactose intolerant by choice

Mai Bachpan se hi meme banna chahti hu

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

I believe in gender equality par Mai auto mein aage nahi baithungi

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

One of my friends has dnfed normal people and other has rated verity 3 stars might as well kill myself today

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

I can never be a boy

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

@draconiandaddy Is this a big boss reference?

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

This weather will not let me quit smoking

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

What do you mean I’m not getting paid to watch heated rivalry edits all day? Then why did I even come to the office? To work???

#heatedrivalry

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Having horrible reading year.

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Mujhe dusro ki baatein sunne mein bhout maza aata hai

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Fir wahi chipkali check karke bathroom mein jaane wale season. 😔

[alex🐞 @pinkponyqueers]

The most beautiful edit I've ever seen HOLY

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Two types of people

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

What is this mucchi season all men are going through? And why is that so hot

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

I am a no non veg and no non sense person.

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Ladai ke alawa parivaar walo ke saath kya kar sakte hai?

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Bro, party is at your place. Kahan jaane ki baat kar rahe hai ye? I am already regretting my decision .

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Since none of my friends have invited me to a Diwali party I have decide to host one with my family.

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

Watched big boss with my waxing didi. Top tier experience. Highly recommend
#BigBoss19 #waxing

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

My favourite genre of songs is title song of Bollywood sports movies.

#Bollywood #chakdeindia

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

I need a lot of masti in life.

The masti I am talking about
#amul #amulmasti #masti

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

How the FUCK do you fold fitted sheets?

#rolling #sheets

[Lactose intolerant by choice @matarhater]

If I don’t get to watch the next episode of The White Lotus ASAP, that dead body might as well be mine.

#whitelotusseason3 #WhiteLotus