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Chelsea fan//

[Thabang @Thabang10281]

The alcohol won't buy itself.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na wanaume niliwaambia kuna vitu yako haifai kuonekana na mwanamke,sababu akikosea aone,she will never look at you the same. There is a reason our grandparents and ancestors strictly used to have sex at night,sio ati walikua wajinga,apana, they knew. Mwanamke akiona mkundu yako nakwambia heshima hukatikia hapo,that is the most vulnerable body part for a man. Anaanza kuona ukiwa brukenge. Unamwambia kitu anakumbuka mkundu yako aliona,anajiuliza hii kumbavu inasema nini sasa,eh?

Ndio maana mimi hii ndoa yangu imekawia namna hii. Bibi yangu miaka hii tano nimekua nikiswaga yeye,west pokot yangu hajai ona. Isipokua ni ile siku moja akiwa na mimba aliniamsha saa nane usiku kuniambia anaskia kuninusa huko nyuma,na asiponinusa atakufa,hakuna siku ingine. Juu mimi kitendo huwa namaliza namna hii napiga gear ya reverse mpaka bafu. Navalia unyaso yangu huko. Natokelezea sasa kama john cena

Kama nyumba haina bafu,nikimaliza kutandika yeye namna hii,kabla agundue nimemaliza,nishaaruka chini ya kitanda. Namwambia niangalie kinyasa yangu apo kwa mablanketi. Na kama kitanda pia ni ndogo sigwesi ingia chini,naingia ceiling kama salamander. Namwambia susan nipatilie boxer yangu. Ndio nateremka. We must guard ourselves men

Bwana some of these things you will never learn in unifasti.

[Njokitheyapper 2.0 @thoughtnjoki]

Avocado inaliwa hadi na njwanga 🙂‍↕️

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The biggest luggage in Raila's quest for presidency is Oburu Odinga. He advises Raila wrongly and is a liability to him and the party.

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

God bless Daddies❤️… like this tweet if daddies also need to be appreciated

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Walai retweets hazifiki, ni watu wanafika mamae😮‍💨🔥

[IVY @ivymuthe]

If alogarithm shows you this post please repost

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Nikionanga dem akisema ako celibate mi hukumbuka ule msee alisemanga “do you know how much of sex someone has to have for them to say, wacha nipumzike?”

😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Githinji's greedy government wanted equity stakes on Koko's startup & when they declined they refused to give them the carbon credits LOA. Sasa they've closed & over 1M+ people might have to switch back to Kerosene or Firewood while 700 employees have no jobs. Ruto Must Go.

[Marco @Marco_Acortes]

Corona virus....its coming

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kama Kina Ida Odinga wanapewa kazi being 70s then sisi graduates tutapata wapi kazi?

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

Bro to Bro: If your DAD is still alive, may God grant him a long life.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need people to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to face the consequences of your actions.

[Rubison @rubison_]

Wazazi nao hujituma, never be that ungrateful child.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Chelsea will win the 2025/2026 English Premier League. Mark this post!

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

*Never bite a hand that feeds you*

Babies that have developed teeth:

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

Mothers don’t even care about the class you graduate with, they’re just happy to see you with the gown and hat