Matt Bargabus

Scientist of rockets

[WienerHolemhk @wienerholemhk]

The Wiener Hole is hiring!
$9.50/hr plus discounts on food and drinks. Apply in person @AuntieMaes

[Auntie Mae's Parlor @AuntieMaes]

It's Apple Brandy season, y'all! Try our new Jackrabbit cocktail made with house-infused apple brandy!

[Auntie Mae's Parlor @AuntieMaes]

Mae's Gear Alert!
Very limited run! On sale tomorrow 10/21 through Sunday 10/23 only. And only available to purchase online! AMP Zippered Hoodies from our friends @SwitchWicked.
Link to purchase will be posted tomorrow 10/21.

[Auntie Mae's Parlor @AuntieMaes]

Romie Lee, Teague Hayes, Brett Schmidt! Live Stand Up! Tickets available at https://t.co/hWZYp7mZ7q

[Auntie Mae's Parlor @AuntieMaes]

Father's Day is coming up. Here's a couple of ideas for dad . . .
1. A bottle of Auntie Mae's Single Barrel Select Knob Creek (can be purchased @LibraryLiquor)
2. An Auntie Mae's tee shirt or gift card from https://t.co/hWZYp7mZ7q

[Matt Bargabus @matbarg]

@AuntieMaes $14 Boating Accident. Keep the neato tiki glass it comes in. 3 kinds of rum, house-made falernum, oj, grapefruit juice, lime juice, a spritz of absinthe, and a float of house-made grenadine. Come get toasted and toasty by our super real fireplace

[KroozerJK @kroozer423]

Hey @RogerMarshallMD , have you resigned your position yet? #wearewaiting

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Oh - you’re accusing me of lying?

Isn’t this you? Your campaign sent out this fundraising message as people were sieging the Capitol. You claimed to be “leading the fight to reject electors.”

Clashes started around 1:20pm. This message was sent after the Capitol was breached.

[Matt Bargabus @matbarg]

Come have a drink with the pretty tree. Tree is thirsty! Tree must be satiated! $3 Free State stouts

[Sean Kelly Wilson @DrSeanKWilson]

I don’t think white America really understands what it’s like watching this as a non-white person. It’s traumatizing enough just seeing as an American, but then it hurts even more to see disgusting filthy privilege waved in our faces.

[Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨 @AnnaForFlorida]

I never want to hear any bullshit about antifa again.

[Jake Denney @jakedenney_30]

Ever wanted to feel like a US Congressman?? Come hideout in the @AuntieMaes basement and drink $2 Dad Beers and $4 Craft Cans while we watch the absurdity unfurl!

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

oh hey i was right

[Mayor Shammas Malik @AkronOhioMayor]

Goodyear has believed in this community for generations, investing in the power, tenacity and honest people of the heartland, which is more than we can say for this president. #WeStandWithGoodyear

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

@realDonaldTrump You are eleventy million percent bad at math.

[Quincy Enunwa @QuincyEnunwa]

“Let’s force them to open the gyms by showing them we can workout without one”

[Matt Bargabus @matbarg]

@Whispurrrrr @KennedyClair08 None of us knows

[Chiefs Reporter @ChiefsReporter]

2017: Drafted
2018: League MVP
2019: Super Bowl MVP
2020: #1 in sales

24 years old.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn