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strumming along and singing songs MBFU

[matburke @matburke]

@edmundmcmillen Antithesis

[matburke @matburke]

Mat how's your night? Well I just turned the subtitles on for "rock of love" so you tell me?!

[matburke @matburke]

@thebrianfallon People still watch @TheWalkingDead ?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything

[Jerry Connor @_JerryConnor]

Haven’t played in Philly in an awfully long time so damnit let’s hang.

@abouttheawful and I started scheming this flyer in the midst of the Phils playoff run and man, it turned out so great. Thanks Tim

[matburke @matburke]

Twitter is sad and exhausting. Send me some funny/happy shit please

[matburke @matburke]

@_JerryConnor I love everything about this

[matburke @matburke]

@OfficialSisQo can you please re-record the thong song but make it the dong song? Thanks bud

[matburke @matburke]

@kanyewest why do all of your shoes look like socks or crocks?

[matburke @matburke]

@katenuhn You really don't know how old I am do you?!

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

Follow me for more recipes

[matburke @matburke]

@vickster179 I think it may be the only one that @katenuhn would ever try

[Modern Dylan Apologist @Zimmy_TB]

In 2001 all the cool kids on the playground had the Bob Dylan "Love and Theft" HitClips™

[matburke @matburke]

@tyler__asay I would put greetings and Nebraska higher, but you're pretty spot on here.

[matburke @matburke]

@StudioMDHR Cuphead ps5

[Studio MDHR @StudioMDHR]

#CupheadDLC has gone platinum, selling 1M copies!!

As a small token of our immense thanks, we’re gifting a Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X, and PS5 console.

For a chance to win: Retweet this post, follow @StudioMDHR, and reply with the word “Cuphead” & your console preference!

[matburke @matburke]

@tyler__asay It's been too long #bringbacktheboss

[matburke @matburke]

Mullets are the new emo swipe.

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@PKEWX3 @Wawa If I can find one I'll bring it to the show on Tuesday.