God's Sleepiest Soldier

💍@MysticRayneVI

ENFP. 30. They/Them. Aquarius. Queer af. Parental Unit. Unnecessary as a person.

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

H-hello? Are we still on here or is everyone gone? 🥺

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

I miss fandom I only know care for creatures at work, suffer, and sleep now. Can I come back to being nerd now? How do I sign up for re-entry?

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

It's time!!! It's that time of year where I brush the dust off of my account and crawl out of my hole to make an announcement!!! I have stolen slugs from the outside and brought them to the inside and they are my children now. Thank you for coming!!!

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

*emerges from my cave to log in after 100 years*

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Me returning to Twitter after 100 years just to tell you all how @MysticRayneVI and I got into a real, literal, actual conversation eating lunch over the political/socio economic implications of Omegaverse

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

@MysticRayneVI I'm SAYING 😭😭😭

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Lmaooo no but literally I'm like a puppy, if you shake a lil bag of treats in front of my face I'm immediately excited

[Mong Mong 🐶| Rayne💪✌💕 @MysticRayneVI]

@matchafrap: it makes sense for you to like kpop. You like dance. You like competition. This makes sense
Me: Yep... and you're easily swayed.

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Alllll I've been doing is working and it's sucking the life out of me 😭 get me out of this capitalist hellscape I want to read porn and take naps

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

@stereonightss Wish I could donate some cry to you 😔💕

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

@stereonightss That might be the only solution, a problem only egg can solve

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Have to temporarily lock my Twitter because my family is being bananas again 😌

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Anyway now that I'm private: guess who started HRT a few weeks ago? Meeeee. 😌

[🐎 Disk Horse @horse_disk]

God. This post hits hard.
https://t.co/fgRt1ZCNdC

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

@stereonightss 🥺😳what if... Both?? What if both of us are hot??!!!! ✨🧡🧡🧡

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Okay I have invited a new friend to my home and am realizing now that actually I am VERY AWK with new people pls send help I have made an error. My anxiety ridden ass. Save me from myself.

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

@stereonightss G o o d 🥺 it's what you deserve, naps. pls get adequate rest and chill time 💕

[God's Sleepiest Soldier @matchafrap]

Thinking about that one time @MysticRayneVI quite literally dommed me into grocery shopping. I need that again but for cleaning lmaoo