B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა

mom, wife, catholic, etc etc

[hunter @3gpmh]

personally i think the elephant really ties the whole room together

[HowlingRH Productions Ltd. @browasright]

Um... it fucking sucks?

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

@syntheticfoid I feel your joy! Husband used to come home at 8pm now he’s home by 3:30/4 and it’s literally life changing

[HandoVinyard @HandoVinyard]

Public slut shaming was a very important part of the balance that kept our society from descending into degeneracy. We must bring back slut shaming.

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

Let the dishes pile up like a retard and now suffering the consequences :/

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

@scrunchycathmom Godspeed! I didn’t our first cycle of trying and was devastated because I swore I did all the calculations right but alas God’s timing is always perfect! I hope you get your positive test soon 🫶🏻

[☭ @vmxn6]

últimamente me siento como anakin antes de cambiarse al lado oscuro

[feral tomboy @peachtard]

this might not be very polite of me, but one easy trick to keep your marriage healthy: have more sex!!

Yes talking about things is good and necessary, but if you find you keep getting easily frustrated with each other, or you feel distant from one another, you probably just need to have sex about it. It's ridiculous how many marriage issues this can fix.

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

Why are you all listening to a retard from Nigeria. They all mutilate themselves anyways what do they know about the vagina ???

[QueenDoris @QueenDoris16]

“The vagina goes back to its normal size after childbirth”

This is one of the biggest lies sold to women.

Your vagina never returns to its original size, so I urge women to opt for CS….

Especially if you still want to enjoy your sexual life.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

@syntheticfoid Mine do too

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

When I listen to dead man’s party I just picture jack skellington singing in a tropical shirt

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

Imagine being so dumb that you think racism is a personality trait and not the natural outcome of observing reality.

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

I feel the same exact way but think I could be persuaded into a 4th maybe in a few years

[user @user84829272]

When I was pregnant with my 2nd I was so worried about never wanting to be “done” and felt preemptive grief about never being pregnant again etc but now that I’m pregnant with my 3rd I feel extremely excited at the idea of being done having babies and want to just grow with my kids

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

We all know why right? Right????

[Couture is Beyond @CoutureIsBeyond]

Romee Strijd and Frida Aasen both confirmed on TikTok that they were rejected from walking for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after going through the casting a few weeks ago in NYC.

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

Does she ever just shut up and actually perform???

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hayley Williams at her show last night in New Orleans: “Please fucking vote in November. Fuck all these people man, God damn. Fucking MAGA pieces of shit. The KKK look different and they will not win” (Video: paramorgan96 / TikTok)

[B ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა @matchainked]

@TayFidei Happy birthday!