chris!!

i just want a guy who looks like 2010 mark webber

[chris!! @matchntinder]

howdy, i’m chris, or matchntinder, i guess?

i’m a mega fan of emo revival bands, and i write a lot on this shitty website.

this is a writer account now, cool.

these are my accounts.

[chris!! @matchntinder]

fuck twitter

[chris!! @matchntinder]

pussy

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

can’t believe everyone is lying to me.

[chris!! @matchntinder]

@FavynTube valorant

[chris!! @matchntinder]

i’m not even gonna bother at this point

[chris!! @matchntinder]

dude

i’d say i’m comin back but i haven’t been feeling rwby for a long time

so it’s a fifty fifty

[chris!! @matchntinder]

damn right

[chris!! @matchntinder]

who isn’t overdone in the botw verse

[chris!! @matchntinder]

any homies in the botw side of the zelda verse??

[chris!! @matchntinder]

fuck no

[Fitba @Fitba]

holy fuck I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy ass.

[chris!! @matchntinder]

lgbt folks;

how’d y’all discover you were lgbt?

[chris!! @matchntinder]

damn my low self esteem

[chris!! @matchntinder]

no this is a genuine question

[chris!! @matchntinder]

is feeling annoying on ur accounts normal or is it just me

[chris!! @matchntinder]

@moonstartag terrible.

people still do it too

[chris!! @matchntinder]

i never understood the “(offline) (online)” in your name thing

[chris!! @matchntinder]

help my gf keeps sending me tiktoks mimicking ddlg

[chris!! @matchntinder]

honestly just gonna throw some shitty writer tag on my accounts