Plague rat

A plague rat that got caught in an electrical storm⛈️

[Plague rat @matcorvx]

what if, instead of participating in society, I become a tulip instead

[Sarah 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🌳🚄 @sarah1312uwu]

flugzeug müde

flugzeug schlafen

[vultureCity @lamppus]

i love lying on the internet my ass is not in san francisco

[KIDZ 🦌 @puppyfawn_]

why is there a random bird when i look up “gay” is this queen one of us

[Ivy 🌿 The Eevee Girlie! 💞 @ivybnnuy]

Good games that Twitter pretends are trash:

[PUT YOUR (CAL) HAT ON @ToshingMyLupoi]

perfection, no notes

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

A beautiful woman named High Glucose Alarm is trying to contact me

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gag

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Bitch I’m feeling French as fuck today… Bonsoir or whatever!!!

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[♱ @mimiscatalog]

who the hell

[21 @21metgala]

Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster attend the 2026 Met Gala.

[Plague rat @matcorvx]

Lest we forget I’m a bitch

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[Joshua D Phillips @JoshPhillipsPhD]

With apologies for my language, but f**k all these data center people.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Are we just supposed to forget about this?

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

A lady of leisure.

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me: now who murdered colonel mustard with the candlestick in the ballroom??
The inconspicuous Mrs.Peacock:

[Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @AngryPossum69]

Capitalism breeds innovation.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

I literally had to go see this for myself. Sure enough. Apple Maps has removed almost every town in Lebanon from the map while keeping every podunk town in Israel and Syria clearly marked.