matéa

baked in a buttery crispy flake

[matéa @mateabaltic]

ik my periods coming when i start beefing with people in my discussion board responses

[matéa @mateabaltic]

@Shahday STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP

[matéa @mateabaltic]

trying to explain to my husband what rickrolling is (you read that right) and furthermore attempting to explain it’s absolutely bizarre impact on this nation will go down as top 5 most humiliating moments for me

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[matéa @mateabaltic]

if ur one of the people at planet fitness that witnessed my airpods die and imma be by black eyed peas play out loud for the whole gym to hear, please mind ur business

[em @thotobot101]

these commercials are funnier than any sitcom episode i’ve seen this year

[matéa @mateabaltic]

One day we’re gonna look back on this time and remember the literal chokehold that tj’s everything but the bagel seasoning had on this nation

[matéa @mateabaltic]

Please don’t do this to me

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Reconnecting with an old pal. Anyone know where we can get Razzles in Canada?

[matéa @mateabaltic]

Don’t ask me why but these two people are the same in my mind

[matéa @mateabaltic]

Me after I spend $1,200 in bath and body works

[✨Glow ✨ @armandatoungui]

All the money i spend will come back doubled. That’s the manifestation for now.

[matéa @mateabaltic]

I have a 30 minute timer on my phone for tiktok and I just got a reminder that I have 5 minutes left on tiktok for the day. It is 12:25 in the morning.

[T’A 🎭 @tfcarter09]

if you text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed