𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰

𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰 𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙻 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚃𝚁𝚈𝙽𝙰' 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝚈

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Anndddd It's A ✌🏻 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Larkiyon ke male bestfriends toh wese hi badnam hain asal aag toh unki female besties ne machayi hai.

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Bi*ches be like "yes we broke up and also your friend is so damn hot."

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Yes bruh we're handsome, we just don't have iPhone.

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Yes I didn't post "Eid mubarik", I didn't post any Eid pictures. Yes I'm uncultured, burn me.

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

When she sends you her Eid pictures before you ask >>>>

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

When she does twinning with you on Eid >>>>

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

The sexual tension between you and darzi when he says "Mein eid se pehle aap ko pakraunga" 🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

The sexual tension between me and my friend when he take a bite and I say "Pura mun mein lele" 🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

When she calls you by your name >>>>

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Saari chugliyan karnay ke baad Saanu Ki keh deta hoon ke gunhah kam ho.🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

When she share memes with you >>>>

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Karnay dety Khan saab ko hakoomat puri, yeh urta teer lene ki kya zaroorat thi.🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Agar woh tumhe kehti hai ke "mein saray rozay rakhungi", my advice is block him.🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Yaar bohot chawalein maari hain zindagi mein but kabhi sehri mubarik jesi chawal nahi maari.🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

When someone say this to me:

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Ab iftaar ke baad Fahad Mustafa ko 4 larkiyan chahiye hongi.🙂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

*sahoor time exists*
Ammi: uth gaya mera raja beta
Me:

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

"Jaani mein toh athpehray rozay rakhta hoon double sawab milta hai tu bhi try kar maza ayega"

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙠𝙖 𝘼𝙈🇵🇰 @mateenology]

Namaz rozay ki koi fiqar nahi hai bas Ramadan mein late night chat partner chahiye inko🙂