Katelyn Thornton

Researcher, introvert, seamstress.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the louder. i smack. my tail. against the floor. as i lay. on my side. the more. i love you

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Q: How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why does it have to be a group activity?

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat Like people were wailing and the office has had a sad feel to it. Toni was upset too, and she barely knew him.

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat One of my sister's co-workers killed themselves last Thurs, and it's gutted their office.

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat Tell me about it.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kevin. Kevin doesn't give a single h*ck. Will sit in the fountain if he wants to. 13/10 churlish af

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat Me errrday lately

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Dear America, @realDonaldTrump is running the White House as a family business. You've seen how their businesses end: broke and failing.

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat light shoulder touches like a mom are okay, but arms? Don't touch mah hairy arms >:v

[Douglas Eboch @dougeboch]

DM: The Obamacare Dragon steps from the cave.
GOP: I slay it.
*rolls a 3*
DM: A miss.
GOP: I give up.
DM: The dragon saves the town.
#GOPDnD

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat nah, I thought it applied to more than one tweet, then I just kept it up

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat just keep bleppin'

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat just keep bleppin'

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat just keep bleppin'

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat just keep bleppin'

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat clearly dix.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

I took a break from playing Breath of the Wild so I could make a little animated gif of Breath of the Wild. #ZeldaBreathoftheWild

[Katelyn Thornton @matelynkiller]

@FireHazardCat sounds like when @Carcinogen is included in group texts between my sissy and I. :P

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Monty. He makes instantly regrettable decisions. Couldn't help himself. It looked like a ghost lollipop. 12/10 mistake happen