Matt De Marco

@HofstraU alum.
@RamapoCollegeNJ MBA.
VP, Small Business Banker.
Food Blogger.
Rockstar in the shower.

[Matt De Marco @mateo1088]

"Every year, 2 million people die from dehydration. So it doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty--there's water in the cup. Drink that shit and stop complaining." - @RudyFrancisco

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Promised my girlfriend I'd clean the whole house myself if a @WWE superstar comments on this video.

Check out the WWE themed menu for this year's @WrestleMania party!

#wwe #wrestlemania #WrestleMania42Night #wwe #wrestling #wweraw #smackdown #prowrestling #nxt #raw #romanreigns

[Matt De Marco @mateo1088]

Hey @WholeFoods - this thing was in our order of oysters today. Totally grossed us out. Rather than help us out with a refund, your rep Marie demanded to see proof that we didn't eat them anyway. Then she disconnected the chat.

Nice way to treat your customers.

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No one has ever tried harder to get out of a business venture with Eric Bischoff...

#RIPHulkHogan

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I haven't been on this app in about a year and a half. And this is going to be my first tweet back:

Imagine if Mad Eye Moody had survived long enough to make it to the Battle of Hogwarts. That would have been a thing of goddamn beauty.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

’Dead kids can’t read.’

Rep. Jared Moskowitz shut down Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene during an exchange on U.S. school shootings, saying Republicans are focused on banning books instead of banning assault weapons.

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I lost my beautiful Aunt Myra today. Please tell your loved ones how much you love them. And tell them often.

And if you have the means to donate towards cancer research, please do that too.

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@WWERomanReigns and @SamiZayn are putting on an absolute master class on how to tell a story in that ring. So good. #WWEChamber @WWE

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@Starbucks - explain how your Hackensack location can only serve cold drinks..

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This is my cousin's girlfriend. She's intelligent, creative, and passionate about her job. Her students are lucky to have her. Shame on anyone passing judgment without getting to know her. Do better.

[Matt De Marco @mateo1088]

"GIVE HIM HIS SOUL BACK RIGHT NOW." - A sentence I never thought I'd hear in the real world, yet just yelled by my girlfriend. To her 6 year old. In defense of her 3 year old. @sarah_yokum

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@0ldJersey I downloaded it and haven't started playing it yet for this exact reason. Thank you for confirming my fears.

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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

A nursing home in Taiwan issued a public apology after it hired a stripper to give lap dances to seniors during a party, saying it ‘deeply regrets’ the decision.

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@ace0_0 Too close to home, my guy..🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matt De Marco @mateo1088]

My girlfriend's baby took a shit on my leg this morning. Happy Father's Day to me..

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Good morning to everyone except the idiots who can't tell how high a crossbar is in Toronto. #nhl #NYR

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to WIN this Target exclusive (Blacklight) Scarlet Witch POP! #Funko #Funkogiveaway #FunkoPOP #ScarletWitch #giveaway

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Holy shit...!

[Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt]

It’s Owen Hart’s birthday, so here’s a 7-panel Owen commission I did a few months back. Cool to be hearing his name on TV every week again.

[Matt De Marco @mateo1088]

This whole "overthinking" thing is some real shit..

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The refs are just handing this series over to the Pens. My god 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ #NYR

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@starbucksfloozy As a rule, yes.