@PSnSpideyParody Damson is dating Michael B Jordanβs ex gf. MBJ is best friends with Coogler. Ryan Coogler just dropped the ultimate bros before hoβs flex casting. π€£π€£π€£
Gary Owen: I watched Shaq pick my wife up one day, and she refused to get in the truck because his friend was sitting in the front seat. She basically said, "You're not going to treat me like one of your girls. If I'm going to this meeting, I'm sitting in the front."
Gary Owen: Your friend ended up getting out, slamming the door, and moving to the back seat.
Shaquille O'Neal: She never held her tongue. Not once.
Gary Owen: Trust me, I know! I even tried asking for a divorce once, and she just said, "No, we're not getting divorced." I was like, "Alright... I guess I'm staying."
(Both laugh.)
Shaquille O'Neal: Did you see what the Miami Heat did with Erik Spoelstra?
Gary Owen: No.
Shaquille O'Neal: His divorce was finalized, and just a few days later, they made him one of the highest-paid coaches in the NBA.
Gary Owen: That's hilarious. If that was intentional, that's one of the greatest chess moves ever.
@OssacinDucktail Didnβt know much about them until the buffs played them. I knew they were an FCS powerhouse, but not much more than that. Not gonna lie, I fuck with them. Itβs a good program.
@DukestheScoop Who cares! Thatβs the motto for modern day recruiting. Here today and gone tomorrow. Until they sign who gives a shit where they commit because those commitments mean absolutely nothing