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killah

[j✰ @maternityfigure]

i had no idea the barista was about to play in my face like this.

[n. @musicalg3nius]

Posting a selfie on ig nowadays feels like I’m bending over and showing hole

[ً‎ً @weirdprettythey]

I used to hate pda now this me

[﹕ ꒰ა soy .ᐟ ֹ || PRESIDENT OF COLLARBONEVILLE @juwangmypretty]

Hanging out with your friends that are dating

[j✰ @maternityfigure]

if your boyfriend doesn’t tip your server when yall go out to eat he’s a bum

[👩🏻‍⚖️ @fish_oiI]

Pretty awful when a guy posts a selfie and you can tell he genuinely feeling himself

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Weed pens got people hitting 90% THC on a 15 minute break like it's part of the job description.

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Love it when my bf puts all his weight on me. I feel like a pressed flower in a book

[savannah @catluvr2008]

You say this as a joke but I believe paul baker should be in every show

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

trying to make small talk with a coworker and almost asked what they did for work

[j✰ @maternityfigure]

do you ever feel like u have no idea what you look like

[prof. dalesbred sheep 🪺 @cappropaganda]

My waitress was cute so I wrote my number on the customer copy of the check and brought it home

[viv @deflectioncoil]

girl i met in the psych hospital when i was 17 who hasn't posted since 2023 just shared proof of life

[Ekpere @thatgirl_naza]

I’m not even sorry

[Sky🎀 @cuteskygod]

Got too turnt and posed for the club camera

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i need to clean my room and what if im destined to be alone why can’t pets live forever and why did u do that to me and i need to do laundry

[miia @miiagarro]

having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it

[j✰ @maternityfigure]

@aashheerr wait me too!!