Matt

elon alumni

[Matt @mateugene]

Good morning and happy Thursday

[Matt @mateugene]

Just made a sql joke over a conference call, what is happening to my life

[Matt @mateugene]

Haven’t had wings in 2 months

[Matt @mateugene]

@PrinceOf_BKLYN Lmao dogs smiling

[Matt @mateugene]

Lmao

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Always laughing. Always smiling. Always scoring.

How can you not love this guy?! 😍

😂 @Aubameyang7

[Matt @mateugene]

@FunnyGuyRy It’s boneless wing slander all 2020

[Matt @mateugene]

We are only 2 weeks into 2020 and I’m already taking Ls left and right

[william. @willtbh]

T-Pain: “IMMA BUY YOU A DRANK!”

Me: https://t.co/Ih9ZrXz0hE

[Lenarr Young @Lenarr_]

When Roddy Ricch was recording "The Box”

[Matt @mateugene]

@itbefinebyme Late entry for hot take of the year

[betta @bbybetta]

Every fucking time😂

[Matt @mateugene]

Me being introduced to the payroll team

Boss: hey everyone I want you to meet Matthew. He’s an auditor with the company who you’ve probably gotten emails from.

The team: *Groans very loud* Hi Matthew

[Matt @mateugene]

Me watching all the the Spotify users posting about their music stats this year because I just have Apple Music

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

her: I wonder if he’s out cheating on me

him: