Eric Mateus

just hope my family doesn't find this🥴

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I gotta stay single 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I’m out here asking for permission to do drugs 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Eric Mateus @mateussmith0]

@dimvji Not even "barely", its really pointless to go with company unless its a secondary destination

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I ended a talking stage cause i realised there is nothing a woman who doesn’t drink alcohol can do for me.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Sorry you met me at a very fuck bitches get money time of my life

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Y’all by the time I meet the right person ima be the wrong person 😭

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Odio las apps que te apagan la música cuando las abres, como qué tan jodidamente importantes se creen que son

[🏧 @Toomvchh_]

Normalize goin straight to hell instead of texting my phone with some bs

[elton @eltoowavy]

Not to suck my own dick but my music taste is perfect

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[Anubis @eduantao]

so penso em sexo e suicidio

[Monty || Cowboiヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ֺ @_cowboi]

Life tips
- don’t be neurodivergent
- don’t be poor
- don’t get in any sort of situation

[Eric Mateus @mateussmith0]

@7i__g Ts doesnt even help anymore

[Eric Mateus @mateussmith0]

@ratrankle @luigismustach3 Kinda see where you're coming from, but you have to consider that a lot of those ppl were either part of the problem or just dgaf, they only cry after said person is actually gone, speaking from experince.

[8 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.