MattD

Democrat

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Moment a Woman cautioned her daughter for her dance moves at a wedding party

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TRUMP CONFIRMS THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS!

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

Wena Teletubby you were not meant to be anywhere close to the president of South Africa.

You are one of the people looting Zimbabwe and causing immigration problems for us in South Africa.

Can you explain how you have such a criminal record and sat with @CyrilRamaphosa?

[anita @AnitaBourque]

@CalltoActivism

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

@Acyn The 20 questions they asked.

#fyp #test #breakingnews #foryoupage

[Astropics @astropics]

One of the clearest images of the Moon ever created, obtained by processing 708 GB of data

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿English to become the official European language🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

This is not about Right or Left, it’s about Right and Wrong.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Mr “we are doing extremely fine” is out of Prison!

[Arsenal Lovers Zimbabwe 🔴⚪ @zimgooners]

The Arsenal FC Zimbabwe Supporters Association (AZSA) held its second National Executive Meeting in Kadoma yesterday.

Right - Sec General and Chair @molokele
Left - Vice Chair and Treasurer

#MaGunners

[MattD @mateuzw]

@EllisonMad51138 @advocatemahere That’s why you have zero followers

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@hwendec @ParliamentZim Which committee do you chair Honourable?

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@JessicaUSAF Whitewashing

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@CataPaul2 @stats_feed Zimbabwe ~ Hangaiwa

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@sabir_huss50540 Send

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@LynneStactia We don’t care

[Tarisai Masimba @MasimbaNews]

Show your support! 🔁 Retweet for Fadzayi Mahere or 🖤 Like for Tino Machakaire. Let's see who gets more love! #ZimPolitics

[MattD @mateuzw]

@drjaytee87 Happy for you Doc and you duly deserve the so many followers👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[MattD @mateuzw]

@NgoniMuzondo @joseph_kalimbwe Very silly of you, are you a Zambian?

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

This is how you get pregnant.
Interesting.