Just Mathy

Someone who doesn't take Twitter seriously. Ask me anything, I’ll probably lie

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Some people can fart on a snare drum and still get 100 likes

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Why the fuck are we bowing down to England and making English the official language? I speak ‘Merican and nothing else.

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

@WedChocWars Every once in awhile

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Don’t write 2024 on your checks
Don’t write checks, it’s 2025 already
#2025DosAndDonts

[♥️WCW♥️ @WedChocWars]

@math_tagger Holy shit you're still around?🤣

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

@LaurenceWHolmes

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Spinal Tap, first, puppet show, last

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Man on the Fake Moon Landing #MusicForConspiracies

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#IfFilmsWereRealLife I’d be scared of marshmallows

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#IReadilyAdmitThat…nothing. I never admit anything.

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

#ItsOneOfThoseDaysWhere I actually play a hashtag game. Very rare nowadays.

[Leap Day Game @leap_game]

Oops. Who knew? Play #ReasonsLeapGameGotCancelled

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

@LaurenceWHolmes

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#MyWeighingScaleSaid nothing. It will continue to say nothing if it knows what is good for it.

[Leap Day Game @leap_game]

It’s February 29th
#HowToKnowWhenToRetire

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The exact second that you’re allowed to live off the government the rest of your life
#HowToKnowWhenToRetire

[Leap Day Game @leap_game]

Will this happen? #Bold_2024_Predictions

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Four-some Christmases
#MakeAHolidayMovieOrShowRomantic

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@LaurenceWHolmes

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Wake me up at your own risk

#WarningLabelsForMyFamilyGatherings

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@JanGilson For shits and giggles every once in a while

[Just Mathy @math_tagger]

Thank god for the internet

#SaidDuringSexAndBlackFriday