Mat Haylock

Former lion whisperer, now Head Of Retail at AFC Wimbledon.

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

30 printed shirts down. Not the weather for it 🥵

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@jimhampshire @ChrisThorpe_ I’m meant to be on holiday with my mates in Wales. Can’t believe the timing of the delivery 😭

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@BigJB96221777 @FCCityofWxm @SouthamptonFC @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney They're not in the Championship.

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@DoctorLemma This has freaked me out a bit! Here's some pics of my dog Nikita...

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@RuinedRover @TransferCentre9 An even ‘mainer’ part, Wimbledon haven’t been relegated. Pure AI slop.

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@Maskofthedemon1 @TransferCentre9 It’s a sloppy made up AI article, clue is that Wimbledon aren’t planning for ‘an immediate return to League One’ as we haven’t left! 😂

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor And why do you insist on name calling? Does it make you feel big and strong? It really does say a lot about you that you can’t have a reasoned discussion without getting aggressive. The term we use in the UK is ‘thick as pig shit’. 😘

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor Let’s take it point by point. Killed their high command. Yep. Killed their nukes NOPE. Killed their missiles NOPE. As for the Iranians, Trump told them to rise up and he would have their backs, so over the next week they did and 20,000 of them were murdered. You’re in a cult.

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor So you STILL won’t answer the question? It’s almost like you can’t admit you’re wrong, can’t imagine where you got that trait (or is it ‘traight’?) from… Have a great evening. 😂

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor And y the way it’s ‘strait’, not ‘straight’. 👊🏼

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor Any danger of you answering the question I asked, rather than the one in your head? 😀

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor If they can't do anything why is the Strait Of Hormuz still closed?

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@Creslin321 @realJZervos @jonkarl and don't forget they get to carry on enriching uranium. Art of the deal...

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Overtaking fresh air.

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@TeachesPrimary I think that’s the one he ends up saving with his face 😀

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@OWS1892 'Why are you crying son? The Dow is over FIFTY THOUSAND'

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@MarcusBrowne14 🔥🔥🔥💙💛

[Mat Haylock @mathaylock]

@POP9938 @AFCWimbledon Sorry what was that you were you saying?

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Who's cutting onions?