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Now teaching Math aaaand History…cause “I can go right and left, I’m amphibious.” Hilburn Academy (WCPSS K-8) Molder of minds, Explainer of Things

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Gonna find a way to enter class like this one day.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Psy introduces himself

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Moving on!

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Pouring one out for @joeovies. You were the best to work with in radio, and once a year even after it was over for me.

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Behold! I have claimed one of Neptune’s pawns as mine.

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@julierivera_ Love it!

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8th Grade to the OBX? I’m going to quietly think about my life and my choices…

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Taught an 8th grader how to use the index in a physical book today. #teachingismagic

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High School, I would’ve been a 1
College was a 2
Now, I’m a 5 or die

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)

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Boom. That is all.

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I feel seen…this student knows and loves me.

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Gooooooooooaaaaalllllll

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

HIMothy.

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Adding snake “removal” to my list of school duties.

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Excuse me, I seem to have 25 years in my eye…(sniff)

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Here's to the next generation of Caniacs. #LetsGoCanes

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I didn’t have @lizzo plays a 200 year old crystal flute that belonged to Pres. James Madison in my lesson plan for today…but here we are. 🎶🔥🎶

[LIZZO @lizzo]

NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD THIS FAMOUS CRYSTAL FLUTE BEFORE

NOW YOU HAVE

IM THE FIRST & ONLY PERSON TO EVER PLAY THIS PRESIDENTIAL 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE— THANK YOU @librarycongress ❤️

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🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶

[Hayes Permar @DHPIV]

I'm sad that the Queen has died, but I'm glad she didn't have to endure losing her final home game to UNC and then losing to them again in the Final Four.

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1st week of August is ending, huh?

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I’ve never not had this scene in my head when eating at a “fancy” restaurant.

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Why you should keep your iPhone unlocked…unintentional comedy.

[Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki]

My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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Oh, look…it’s me talking to every kid that thinks adults have nothing to say.

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Glad tidings to all who celebrate…

[NC Museum of History @NCmuseumhistory]

Today is a fantastic day in history. 🍗

#OnThisDay in 1977, the first ever @Bojangles opened in Charlotte, North Carolina! 👏