Mat

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[Mat @MatHempell]

My favourite family snap

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@stuartmwrites @kroquegg_overon Urinal

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@Daniel_Sugarman And another. I might come back to twitter if this continues
https://t.co/Rq74rjBny7

[Nathan @ParisPhl]

England does not have high quality ingredients, you barely have fresh vegetables

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

He knew all along!?

[Mat @MatHempell]

@DavidPGCSE 3 more shits since I replied

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@DavidPGCSE Making likes private was the worst thing Musk ever did

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@Lindsay04555896 @DavidPGCSE I am well!

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Damning

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Kemi is the best Tory leader since Maggie.

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@meadwaj @John_Stepek How is this new store going to operate more efficiently than Morrisons currently does?

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Just popping on to share this message from my son. Think @bartramsgob will like it

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@Hux1688 I don't want to watch you bumming dead dogs, thanks

[Mat @MatHempell]

This guy bums dead dogs

[Hux @Hux1688]

@HadleyFreeman It's a free speech platform (now) even when you're the one on the receiving end.

[Mat @MatHempell]

@iang_1972 @elonmusk What? This site is full of shameless racists

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

A fitting end to this day

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

"There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

[euan mccolm @euanmccolm]

prime time saturday telly should cut away every hour to brand still flicking through the bible.

[Mat @MatHempell]

Obviously not everyone can live in a penthouse you daft cunt. All that money and you don't know what a penthouse is

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Actually, AI/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want. The output of goods & services will be several orders of magnitude higher than today’s economy.

Read the Iain Banks Culture books for the best imagining of how it will be.

That said, what is the future you want? Amazing abundance seems the best to me.

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

Kenneth Williams interviewed on location in Snowdonia during the filming of Carry On Up the Khyber (1968).

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

New “anyone fancy a pint” just dropped

[Mat @MatHempell]

Are you sure you didn't cheat

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

@ThoNg676733 Earner Bourgoun

[Mat @MatHempell]

@forwardnotback Send him my love x