keffiny💀

[D' FAMOUS @D_famousboi5]

They will never stop lying 💔🤧 I’m done ✅

[lumi @lumiagww]

what substance can i abuse to forget how horrible my life is

[🍁 @LabRat_ke]

Mwizi alifany Jamaa wa senke asacrifice helmet,,, usiwai hurumia mwizi

[Abby baby 🦋 @_babygirlabby]

This is really sad…the entitlement 💔

[Hamid @HamidXBT]

I’m boring bro.
I wanna get good at trading, make my money
Hit the gym, love one woman and keep God first

No extra BS

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

In almost every marraige, when a man is going through financial downtime, his wife withdraws sex from him.

But when he brings out money for her and the kids, he gets coochie as reward.

But society refuses to acknowledge that prostitution is the default state of women 😂

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Dear IAN, your M-Shwari limit is KSH 0. Continue saving and transacting more on"...🥲🚮

[Marcel @ykmarcel999]

You won’t even spend recklessly. You’ll just cover basic things like transportation, feeding, data, and clothing, and it’ll still feel like you mismanaged your money.

[Nas🗯 @JacRipper_]

My friend connected his wife with a job earning 380k after deductions. He was earning 490k. When celebrating their 5th anniversary, he gave her Peugeot 308. 1yr down the line he lost his job. The wife left after 4months with the kids. Now my guy amepata Job.

[nate.png @ihatesochi]

“So it’s actually over” as I said to myself every morning when I wake up

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Being too generous can land you in a lot of debt and financial crisis. Let your other name be “Sina”... People don't pay debts nowadays especially women.

[DJ KAYWISE @djkaywise]

There’s a phase in life where all you do is wait. Nothing works!
I pray for strength for those in the waiting room Amen.

[Ah_Joe🇿🇦 @Msiza_Nutty]

😂😂😂😂

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

You will regret it so much if you don’t put yourself first,i promise you.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Realizing your girl is like the rest for the first time will kill you a little bit inside

[BIG VYBZ @rexxiepondabeat]

After this phase of my life, I’ll never be quick to judge another man. Everybody is fighting battles you know nothing about. Life can humble you in ways you never imagined.

[Oluwabukola🌸 @Bukolababii]

For a man to initiate a breakup, you must have given him premium stress😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The other day I saw a Woman buying a 70k worth Iphone from money she made from posting kinywethos online,for only three days. Siku tatu! How can a private part whose major function is releasing waste have such value bwana? Hii ni kumaanisa pia sisi wanaume tukipiga hesabu msuri,tutaanza kupata marupu rupu. Shida ya wanaume ni tunapenda ngono sana,Tukiweza sema hatufanyi kitendo 2 months,Tuseme hakuna mwanamke ataonja brungo for 60days, hii mzigo unajua itapanda bei sana

Sababu tutakua tumetengeneza kitu inaitwa artifical shortage. Yani hakuna brungo inapatikana kwa market bwana ,ata ya hawa waburundi tuwaambie ukipatikana unapeana unarudishwo bunjumbura. Bwana some of us will become millionares. Kazi unajua itakua ni kuamka,kupangusa kioo ya camera,unacapture brungo na unaweka kwa website. Unangoja wateja. Kwanza sisi wenye tulitahiriwa kwa msitu na makasi ya kukata kayaba pesa tutaingisa kama nonsense.

Wanaume hebu tujiite mkutano. Tukitegemea hii clean money ni landlord tu anatajirika.

[felloh @ngughii]

Ndo naenda home from KTN.
Natumia expressway, flying at a speed of 200kph. Any attempt to kidnap me will be met with heavy resistance.
Nikifika home nitawashow.

[a. @aishaabdi___]

The great reshuffle season.