Lord Christopher

Person. Philosopher. Comedian. Drinker.

[Lord Christopher @mather71]

The last thing you should throw at a problem is money. The second to last thing you should throw at a problem is people. #RandomBusinessThoughts #RandomThoughts

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#RandomBusinessThougts

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Sydney Sweeney doesn’t have good genes (jeans) because she’s white. She has good genes because she’s hot. #AmericanEagle

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. @realDonaldTrump Great job!

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Really great show, @marcmaron

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I wonder if more people in wheelchairs are getting hired these days because of virtual interviews. It’s kind of a ‘I hope so’ and ‘I hope not’ situation. #RandomThoughts #RandomBusinessThoughts

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The squeaky wheel gets replaced. #RandomBusinessThoughts #RandomThoughts

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Cantaloupe is the celery of fruit. #RandomThoughts

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The term, turnkey, is no longer relevant. #RandomBusinessThoughts

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For my next act, all January 6th criminals are now DOGE employees. Report to an office on Monday, or else. #Trump #RandomThoughts #CNN @jaketapper

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I’m no mathematician, but if you’ve been struck by lightning, there’s probably no reason to play Powerball. #RandomThoughts

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Calling it now. @andersoncooper and @Andy are getting fired tonight. #CNNNYE #CNN #NewYear2025 #NYE2025

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Jay-Z has 99 problems and a bitch is at least one. #JayZ #Diddy

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10 to 1 odds that Matt Gaetz is on Dancing With the Stars in the next two seasons. #MattGaetz #dancingwiththestars @officialdwts

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I’m very excited that Wicked opens today so I can finally stop hearing about it. #Wicked #wickedmovie

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You know it’s a lot when AI doesn’t even want to spend the time on it. #USAElection2024 #USA2024

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@realDonaldTrump She’s not in charge…yet.

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@realDonaldTrump She’s not in charge…yet.

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@realDonaldTrump You threw them like two rolls of paper towels…

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For as much as she uses the phrase, why aren’t we hearing Bob Seger‘s “Turn the Page“ every rally? #KamalaHarris #BobSeger