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[i u @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[rrudie @_pressuredrop_]

not my circus not my monkeys but i def know summa the clowns

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[sweets @lilsweeets]

not a gf today #thankgod

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[♰ @reeceollld]

please text me back i’m about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

U let them shenan once they’ll shenanigan

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

you can just comment “you two look nice” on a photo of 3 people. it’s free and legal

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

ngl I fuckin hate Hitler so freaking much

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone mad at me

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

so glad that dream i had of you isn’t affecting me at all and i’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it