Mary Magdalene of the US Congress

just here for the existential dread 🤙

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me eating the brownie that makes you gay

[max🍀 @fleetwoodmaxpng]

mary magdalene:

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

yeah I’m down to go out after work

[Milo Minderbinder @MnMEnterprises]

[Nancy Pelosi, talking to him through an empty paper towel roll] Joe, this is God speaking

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

she pissed me off today

[Mary Magdalene of the US Congress @MathewGerber]

@notsugardeer Honestly so stupid how as a group, we preach acceptance while also obtaining ridiculous standards for “inclusion” lol

[steezy @steezysloth]

TurboTax: does all of this information look accurate to you?

me:

[FTW Arts @FTW_Arts]

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

what next? cassie opening a speakeasy? nate fighting a bear? jules’ gradmother hiding an alien corpse in a barrel of maple syrup for decades? try again sam levinson… riverdale has done it all already.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

‘sucker punch’ was released 13 years ago… a masterpiece for those who get it

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes