“Horus squeezes slowly. He is expecting some last word, some immortal and heroic declaration to mark the end of a majestic, noble life. It ought to be something good, something appropriate. But Sanguinius is no longer capable of speech. He is drowning in his own blood.”
All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”
Man, fuck that unicorn.
When the beefy 5 layer burrito was introduced at Taco Bell in 2009 it was .89 cents. It is now 5 dollars. Even adjusting for inflation it should only be about $1.39.
But nah foods not more expensive don't worry guys!
"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway