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[darren/cosmo 🏳️‍🌈 (dni proship) @ichorpuddle]

if u get period cramps don’t worry its just tung tung tung sahur building a house in ur uterus

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@GringoSheena @SigmaGeneric He farted

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@krakvus never buy weed from no gas station

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@greatestbkfacts i fuckign hate this tweet

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Travis Scott reportedly

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@grs2elctrcbgloo @biirdofnight nah im gonna get fat as fuckkk andf then get it💯💯

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@captaincupkick It feels wrong seeing Anthony Mackie and not Charlie Kirk

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

An extraterrestrial entered my roommate’s bedroom through a wormhole and stole $40 off his dresser

[v @sourberryvi]

do NOT use twitter if you have ocd. you will HATE your life

[Em @PHlLOCHS]

I new a dude who could lactate when I went to summer camp. The entire cabin milked him at least once.

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@ResiBenny @WanderleyMajes1 @Wi74RD damm is😂😂😂

[.Paula @paula_reginatto]

"É quase impossível conciliar as exigências do instinto sexual com as da civilização." Sigmund Foid

[serj🦅 @s076j]

Rough wip I gave up cuz I'm not built for backgrounds lmao

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

I'm going to make a boiling hot bowl of tomato soup and rest my penis in it for a couple of minutes

[Mathiei @Mathieiooff]

@d4ng3rv3st @VoughtIntl my dad died in the freedom camp

[boboistalking @BoBovrse]

Could you imagine if A train didn’t die and ran through starlight in this scene then said something like “Sorry bro old habits” as both him and Hughie laugh it off as the frame freezes with them jumping in the air😂

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

I was one of nine babies abandoned in the bando. My earliest memory is getting breastfed by the pitbull

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

I had a bad bitch in the passenger seat and I pressed the gas and showed her what 485 horsepower feels like. Then she shitted on my seat