jeffrey

Banned from Duluth, Minnesota for having an overactive imagination

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

An extraterrestrial entered my roommate’s bedroom through a wormhole and stole $40 off his dresser

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

It can only good happen

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Applying to jobs feels like killing yourself without any of the joy

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@04badmoviescene Good times, good times

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

My right eye is pink and won’t open for an amazing reason

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

I’m having a bad day, so I’m going to break no contact and text my ex to ruin hers too

[leitmo @ANAXIFORM_INGES]

Let’s all become unemployed and move around in a pack

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@04badmoviescene It was the best. They’re such beautiful gentle giants

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Made friends at the river today

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@maybeiw0nt Nooo babe I swear he’s just my scene partner

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Are you zip zap zopping with other bitches yes or no

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@tropicaIghost Good luck! You got this 🙏

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

I don’t care who you are. If you ring my doorbell at 9 a.m., you’re being added to The List

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@BalloonFlavour Actually an ideal first date

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Pussy so good I’m watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, my neighbors are fighting and I’m listening to them through the wall

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

I’m not saving for retirement because I plan on dying within the next 2-4 years

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

If angels don’t exist then how do you explain oomfs?

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

My shower is growing some sort of black substance that keeps telling me to hurt others

[matt @mattybtweets69]

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble