jeffrey

Banned from Duluth, Minnesota for having an overactive imagination

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

The Girl With the Corn Dog Tattoo

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@ibeonline Happy birthday dude!!

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Dog wearing dark glasses and a trilby hat, smoking a pipe (1959)

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Legoland toilets just regular toilets. Not made of legos. Glazed ceramic. Asked employee where I could find Lego toilets: “unfortunately the toilets are all normal.” Literally what the fuck did I pay $90 for? I don’t feel like a Lego.

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@costcopharmacy Got me drooling rn

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@garfieldluvr78 Ok but I didn’t even know phones could do that

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

This is the secret to immortality

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@_mr_beefy_ Get well soon beefy!!! 🫶

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

so SAY. geronimo

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Some of you weren’t thrown into dumpsters as babies and it shows

[sintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅 🤍 (kindhearted vampire) @traumlallerin]

do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@neonlakebaddie It has ruined mine. Things will never be the same

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

Dropped my AirPods in the airport toilet. I don’t deserve love

[THE COLDEST ❄️ @Wynttxrr]

Bro it feels like it's 16pm

[octave @curtofranklin]

‘Sexual healing’ came on in the uber and me and the driver made eye contact in the rear view mirror and he changed it

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@ftheamazing Unfortunately yes

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Mayonnaise candle. Idk

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

@bootlegcardgame Couldn’t agree more

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

It’s actually totally acceptable to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast