Matt Sharpe

Aerospace, football and cat enthusiast

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@DreadHead60 @TomDod8 @richcoastrican I don’t know what any of those anagrams are but I did say “end of”

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@DreadHead60 @TomDod8 @richcoastrican I said “End of”.

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@DreadHead60 @TomDod8 @richcoastrican Absolute bollocks. She could have done 25 backflips and the gun would have still being in the wrong hand. It’s homicide. End of.

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@RealJasonBee @TomDod8 @richcoastrican I disagree. I think it does matter. Somebody has to win this argument one way or another

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @richcoastrican Gun still wouldn’t be in her right hand if she’s left handed

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @richcoastrican Homicide. Pen, ash tray and drink are on the left side of the desk so she’s left handed therefore wouldn’t use her right hand to fire a gun 🕵️‍♂️

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @CostaCoffee Give him a voucher, @CostaCoffee

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @HotpointSupport @DeLonghiUK Get your sen to the January sales lad

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 What happened 8?

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @dannysharpe86 Wouldn’t have stood you up like that on twitter, 8

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @dannysharpe86 Good mate - no hand injuries here ✋🏼 😉

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @dannysharpe86 Just text each other lads 😂

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 @KaylaChowShow Tainted dod

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@LAAHSOREN @sendy_king1 solskjaer would have been on the pitch picking him up, apologising and offering him a warm cup of soup.

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@GNev2 Further evidence, if we ever needed it, that Mogg does indeed live in the past

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@TomDod8 Nice one 8

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 Top that, Dod. 8/10

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@MarieAnnUK @sendy_king1 have you been writing comedy material for Stewart Lee?

[Matt Sharpe @mathieusharpe]

@TomDod8 Great effort, Dod #8

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Can i just sort your headline out for you 👇🏻

‘ Hotel owners maintain and pay all staff 100% of their wages in a global pandemic , whilst also hosting 120 medical professionals and nurses , who were sheltering from vulnerable family members at no cost to the NHS for 9 months’