Mark Kurtz

Textbook definition of boring. Former Rabble-Rouser. Love a good story. Christ follower, husband, father, other duties as assigned...

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

@1NickMiller Well, that stinks!

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

@dadmann_walking Yep. He's just getting started!

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

@dadmann_walking Now you understand why Tigers eat their young …

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

I’m a rookie looking forward to taking in the PITS26 SHOW DATES: March 23-28, 2026 https://t.co/icvAGuUKri

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Because whether you knew it or not, you needed to hear the bass line to Sweet Child of Mine played on the tuba today.

You’re welcome.

[Linda @LndamyDark]

I love Betty White! She is definitely a natural National treasure that is dearly missed. 💔
Do you have a favorite Betty White quote or skit?

[Chuckling Charlie @ChucklingChrly]

You gotta watch the torque on those. It will get you every time. 😁

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.

His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

The last line just punches me in the face

[Dylan C @onebiglizard]

When shes mad but you have a 4-speed

[Dr. Dating @drdating007]

What its like having brothers

[Dave F. @DaveF937]

This man just makes too much sense.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

A man has ruined a weekend away with his girlfriend by saying what he was thinking.

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

@wolfofx When it comes from the heart, it's beautiful. I like to call it "Joyful Noise".

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

He's so sweet... You can tell how much she means to him 🥺❤️

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

@FAFOtheFirst Big time. Hang in there!

[Mark Kurtz @mathku46]

My sister died last Friday. I lost my brother two years ago. Billy Bob makes a lot of sense...

[FAFO The First @FAFOtheFirst]

Most of you know that my brother died in a motorcycle wreck the day after Christmas. Billy Bob hits the nail on the head right here. I wish I could shake his hand.

[SULLY @SULLY10X]

Lamont Landers is a fantastic soul singer. Listen to what he does with “Sweet Home Alabama!”

No. He is not lip syncing.

[Lake Boss 🚤🐟🐕‍🦺🇺🇸 @LakeBoss]

Valentine's Special: For 500 dollars I'll arrest you in front of your wife and release you on Tuesday. Includes camping fee, fishing license, tent and a beer. 😏#LakeBoss 🇺🇸