gruelia

yowl

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@WasInYourMom her friend walked in front of a train last year…

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@WasInYourMom https://t.co/k7mrVRwXiz

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bc “peel off.”

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haha rice pilaf is when you have to peel it off the pan because you fucked it up so bad right

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@GroutStripes this is incredible

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@KevinStitt god only knows what sort of dipshit, ass backwards greedy corrupted fuckery you’ve got in mind. voting to keep these folks 100%

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

@acceptablepanda that being said, you are also not trapped with a new cat just because you care. if you are not wanting to keep him, contact some rescues first. you are free to consider yourself a foster for now.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

@acceptablepanda ❤️ nothing you did caused injury. if you are going to take on the guilt of this, you might as well assign blame to yourself for every homeless cat you’ve ever seen. you are good for caring, but the blame is not yours.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

@SalVulcano not yet.

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@jimmybuffett hey did you ever pay the mini-mart back?

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@AliciaHawkes @vladchoc heart heart heart

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what if, pre-cassette tape, cats made a different fighting sound? we’ll never know

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

in my mind i can hear leadbelly covering soundgarden’s “fresh tendrils” and it’s fucking beautiful.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

#neverforget the cool, emotionless way Maury displayed and swung a plastic bag containing a stranger's pocket pussy.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

i was at the right place at the right time, slopping birdseed down my steps, and some of the crows officially noticed me. it gave me butterflies.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

most days winding down to sleep, i get to hear wild geese honk overhead, then the crows, always cardinals, lately some scissortails.

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

for all those sleepy mechanics out there- coffee is a tire'd tool. do u get it

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

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being a dumbass
because i'm an idiot

[gruelia @mathmaggots]

full moon as hell out