Matthew John Eaton

Ska, comics, and funny jokes.

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@DanYunIsTrying If it's Ghost Rider 1,000,000 BC related I am sold!

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A commercial for Panda Express just made me cry and that's where I'm at in my life right now.

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We're From Chicago. 🔥 #blaseball https://t.co/1wgIVTvI79

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I've seen a lot of headlines about this The Choir character being the first Welsh superhero for @Marvel We just gonna all pretend Pixie doesn't exist?
#marvel #TheUnion #JusticeForPixie

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@jaykaytho Join the club

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If Asuka loses, I might complain on the internet. #RoyalRimble #WWE

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Hey Beth, you good? #RoyalRimble

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I'm going to listen to more music in 2020.

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@MaggieMaeFish I don't know, it works for me.

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@MaggieMaeFish I may have watched if they had.

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Remembered I had a Twitter.... stuff sure is fucked up out there, eh?

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

“How do you feel about ska” is a typical gotcha question

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Things have been real dark lately. I welcome the opportunity to help #SaveTheTick some network better step up to the plate

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So cases of rape and/or incest are clearly out of the question as a valid reasons for a woman to have control of her own body. But what if the fetus has a gun? We don't know how it happened, but it did.

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@Hyp3rshock I'm familiar with someone being a "mark", never heard Stan before.

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So, @MarvelStudios is just gonna forget about Korg? #endgame

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@est_music The Loving Paupers new album is phenomenal. TheFanculos and The @PrizefightersMN have also really been doing it for me as of late. On the heavier side of things, @YoungerThanNeil upcoming album totally blew my mind.

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@jaykaytho I just don't understand what you said.

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@jaykaytho ....what?